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Feb
10

I am no ROCKET SCIENTIST…..

From “Magicgates”

Even if he did not pass motion for two days, the urge would have been very strong. The peristaltic movement of the bowels would have been there and there would have been some secretion. The anus being a place in which bacteria is excreted, substances like semen would disintegrate fast.

It is different if the semen is deposited into the vagina where it can stay on for up to three days. But then God intended the semen to be deposited in the vagina – not the anus. So nature in itself has a way of dealing with this kind of situation!

Too bad, Malaysians are not the type of people that will revolt. If it had been India, Pakistan or the Philippines the people would have responded by now. But being Malaysians, our leaders know that they can even feed ‘poison’ to us and we will willingly take it saying that is is ‘teh tarik’.

No matter which Malay leader rises against the establishment, the oldest trick in the book will be used against him. All it takes is to have a willing boy.


9 Responses to “I am no ROCKET SCIENTIST…..”


  1. 1 Mustafa Feb 8th, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Why are we complaining.

    Did we not as a people vote in the UNMO-BN bastards into power?

    Now they are screwing your arse hard?

    The screwing if ALL OF US as a people vote out the UMNO-BN bastards of power.

    IT is the Chinese and the Indian voters that put these bastards into power.

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    alig Reply:

    To Mustafa, yes you are right, and for that reason the MCA was voted out but not enough. The Chinese and the Indians have to make sure the MCA and MIC and Gerakan too, is extinct comes next election. All this sodomy case is so disgraceful to all Malaysians and if truth is what they really want then lets bring up the Altantuya case. That, they call it frivolous. BN Oh Bn.
    Last Friday UMNO has incited illegal hawkers to demonstrate at Komtar Penang. Penang has been trying to get rid of illegal hawkers which has become an eyesore and nuisance to residents and road-users and it applies to Chinese and Indian as well. Why there is no demonstration by the Chinese and India hawkers? Simple, they know they are wrong and there is no strong MIC and MCA to agitate them. The PK is trying to do a good job in Penang and UMNO is taking advantage of this issue and ruin PK at every turn and corner. BN can still do what they want to do. Dangerous and desperate people in the UMNO team. I am sure Anwar will go to jail. If this happens in Thailand, everyone will come out to protest, but in Malaysia the people are pathatic, indifferent to injustice committed by BN unless it happens to their loved ones only. They prefer to stay home and watch TV. UMNO know that very well and that is why there is no case against the corruption committed by their own kind. Look at the Lingam case, expensive screw drivers and the rm24,00 laptop just to name a few. Nothing. Nothing! They know Malaysians will soon forget and life will go on as usual. Clever this UMNO.

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    SIR ABU Reply:

    GOOD QUESTION, BROTHER ! BRAVO !
    BIAR DORANG INSAF !

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  2. 2 Shukri Mokhtar Feb 8th, 2010 at 1:22 pm

    Kondo yang disebutkan itu pun ‘bukan mudah’ untuk dimasuki. Saya ada ramai sahabat di sana. So, this ‘bustard’ jangan mudah-mudah nak temberang ! Siapa ? That ’stupid’ boy !

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  3. 3 moonriver Feb 8th, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Tak payah jadi saintist pun dah boleh tau! Hanya orang yang bodoh saje yang akan percaya cerita si Saiful & geng tu. The fact that that they concocted such a stupid evidence (tak masuk akal!) is already degrading to orang melayu. Nampaknya, betullah hanya otak melayu je yang will come up with such stupid story. Memang otak sampai lutut jerr…Please la, kawan2 sebangsa ku semua, sedarlah dari kebodohan ni semua! Tell me, we as a race is NOT THAT STUPID!!!

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  4. 4 Apollo 2020 Feb 10th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    I am no Oil Driller hahahahahaha….. LOL. Shit Fool exactly a Bapok. Don’t put him in jail coz in jail he must be ‘drilled’ by other prisoners. In prisoner all must be gay and the court would not sentenced him.

    When he has no strong evidence anymore to support his ‘Cerkon’(Cerita Kontot/ Short Story), he will say, ‘ don’t put me into the jail, all prisoners are gay. I don’t want to be sodomized again.’ hahahahaha….very sad story dude…..

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  5. 5 Jocky Chan Feb 11th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Kisah ‘temuk-menebuk’…kalu tempat kena tebuk takde parut, dah tentu tak kena tebuk. Orang ‘mabuk’ jer yang mengaku kena tebuk ! Masuk akal ker ? Kayu tak berbekas tapi sibenggong tu tuduh kayu dia kena tebuk !

    So, sapa mabuk ? Bukan tuduh nih ! Ingin bertanye !
    In my opinion of view, ciwah ! Kalu betul gatal benar kayunye nak ditebuk, korang paku kayu tiga suku dia tuh dengan screw driver size ‘nala’ punye besar…biar dia rase !

    Yang lucunye lagi…tiba-tiba jer ‘minyak pelincir’ ntah mana datang ‘tersentel’ jer kat dalam ‘perigi buta tuh’…Hairan Bin Ajaib ! Biar cakap yang betul. Kan lebih mudah. Tak payah sampai nak meleret-leret bawa cerita. Berkata benar kan Tuhan sayang !

    Kita gertak kerana kasihkan kamu ! Kalu kamu sendiri tak sayang kat diri kamu sendiri…Get Lost ! You bukan kawan I lagi, aauw ! Jangan ler camtu, sakit tau ! Tapi, kamu dah sakitkan hati ramai manusia. Tuhan suka ker camtu ?

    Fikir-fikirkan, wahai sedaraku !

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  6. 6 shift Feb 11th, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Maka berkatalah tok Nujum darul Najban, ini kayu yang dikikis sama rata dari hujung ke hujung, cuba teka yang mana satu pucuk dan yang mana satu pangkal? Yang ini dua ekor anak itik serupa dan sepadan, yang mana satu dah kena lewat?

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