By Art Harun
I laughed my head off. The mee rebus which I had for lunch is now threatening to make its way upward and later, outward.
Many Malaysians have given up with the mainstream media. That is because their so called responsible journalism entails nothing more than the act of extreme spinning of facts and events to suit their political masters or their own not-so-hidden agenda.
I have ceased reading the local newspapers for a long long time. I have for example, berated against the NST for their treatment of the Bersih rally some time ago.
Despite all the lies, untruth and skewed reporting that these newspapers have been carrying all these while, the Prime Minister recently saw it fit to hail Utusan Malaysia for, among others, “being the voice of the people“.
Well, I now have proof that Utusan Malaysia is nothing more than a loyal servant of their political masters. I now have proof that Utusan Malaysia will not stop at almost anything in order to protect its political masters. For whatever is deemed necessary to protect its political masters, Utusan Malaysia would stoop as low as physic permits to do and execute. And that includes misrepresentations and even downright lying. It will even doctor photographs!
The thing is this. They are not even good at doing it!! To lie and misrepresent an event is something. But to do it in a really stupid way is another thing altogether. Do Utusan Malaysia think that all of us, Malaysians, are as stupid as themselves?
We are in a globalisation era. We are in the cyber era. We are not in the 60s or 70s anymore. Nowadays, stupidity is easily exposed.
What am I ranting and raving about? Well, I received an e mail from a friend of mine just now. It contained a picture of an event which took place on 9.11.2009. The same picture was published by many local newspapers while reporting the same event.
As the story goes, a man in his 70s was arrested for allegedly killing his wife. The following picture was published by Berita Harian:
This was in the Star:
And this was in Harian Metro:
Notice the blue umbrella? That umbrella has the Barisan Nasional emblem on it. Quite obviously, that umbrella was distributed by the Barisan Nasional during some kind of election as it has the “vote-BN” emblem on it.
Utusan Malaysia, thinking that the stupid masses of Malaysia might equate Barisan Nasional to a person arrested for an alleged murder because of that blue umbrella, quickly exercised its responsible journalistic discretion by DOCTORING the same photograph and published the same in its report as follows:
This is my proof that Utusan Malaysia is the stupidest newspaper in the whole world!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!!!!
FUNNIEST NEWSPAPER ON EARTH!!!!!
KUDOS TO YOU!
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Perakian Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Utusan Meloya can make wonders to its news and pictures !
But, the readers are not stupid!
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r Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
if you read in reverse the word utusan means nas sutu………….
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memang layak lah di panggil dengan gelaran UTUSAN MELOYA….
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Bekas ProUmno Reply:
November 12th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Wah, BN umbrellas everywhere!
Even this old suspect has one.
He sure is an Umno man lah!
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ha..ha…ha….ketawakan Utusam Malaysia…..agaknye dia takut polis ambik payung tu jadi bukti pembunuhan tu nanti kut…..hhihihihii…bolo punye utusan…kalu nak mengampu pun biarlah patut-patut……akhirnya jadilah Utusan Malaysia – Sumber Memperbodohkan Fikiran Rakyat……iiihhh..ihhhhhh…ihhhhhhhh..Ummmph Nooooo…Be eNd….
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This is really very funny. Must tell my wife.
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lucunya (baca bodohnya)..wartawan utusan tu.
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Pemimpin2 bawahan dan ahli Umno memang bodoh. Sebab: Asyik kena tipu dengan pemimpin2 atasan Umno yg kaya raya.
Utusan paper Umno: editor dan wartawannya lebeh bodoh dari pemimpin bawahandan ahli Umno kerana rela diperalatkan olh pimimpin atasan umno sampai sanggup penipu.
Conclusion: siapa yg baca Utusan Msia adalah bodoh dari pemimpin bawahan dan ahli Umno. ” If Utusan is the most stupidest paper in the world, then in consequence Utusan readers must be the most stuypidest person in the world also.”
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Utusan Malaysia tu “lidah resmi UMNO”. Bagus ada lidah ! Salah guna lidah yang tak bagus. Bagus ada Utusan. Yang tak bagusnya “gelong” yang ada dalam Utusan. Salah orang sebesar-besar tajuk kat muka depan. Salah sendiri, terpinggir yo, tajuk pun kecik. Payah-payah langsung tak siar.
Hal fakta, ragu benar Utusan Malaysia nak dijadikan rujukan. Ceritanya sama. UMNO semua bagus. Pemimpinnya seolah-olah ‘maksum’ belaka. Lain orang, tak cantik, hodoh, tak betul. Kalu kritik lagi dia marah.
Saya setuju. Minda “Utusan Malaysia” terencat akal. Ketika era celik IT dan rakyat dah celik info, cerita karut dan “ampu sana-ampu sini” dalam Utusan sungguh melucukan.
Buat bungkus belacan bagus, akhbar tu !
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Can we maybe mail this to american funniest home video as for no doubt it won’t show in local shows.
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I cannot even see the sight of Utusan for a long long time. I am a taxi driver but Utusan is insulting my intelligence everyday.
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Should have regular contest among the mainstream media to find out how stupid they are and how they out do each other…..
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haha…….bangang punya utusan….nak mengampu pun jangan la jadi bodooooh sangat! bangang 1000X!
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Even Berita Harian sometimes reported wrongly, but they are not as bad as Utusan. LOL
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pandai pulak Utusan Meroyan nih pakai photoshop nak gubah gambar tu …
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zamy Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am
itu yg dikatakan kalu high tech mane pun…kalu digunakan pd jln yg macam tarak akal (bodoh)…itu bende adalah bodoh punye high techlah…..tarak boleh pakai punye……tong sampah juga sanggup terima…..
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Saya dah loya dgn Utusan Meloya 10 tahun yang lalu (sejak Reformasi).sebelum tu saya memang pembaca UM sejak di terbitkan….Utusan yang meracun pemikiran orang melayu untuk membuntut UMNO….kah..kah..cuba menipu orang melayu terutama orang kampung…..
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hahaha…PODAH Najib and Muhheeeeedin.
Two stupid leaders leading the nation with a stupid newspaper supporting them..!!!!!
God bless Malaysia..
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payung itu Altantuya hadiah kepada tun najib punya . anyway , payung itu sudah dibomkan oleh tun najib security guard .
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hahahahahaha! Stupid!
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Boleh beli utusan meloya…tiap2 hari banyak tak habis jual…boleh buat lapek kuali atau sapu tahi ayam…atau gam kat diding pondok stinggan yang berlobang2…kuh..kuh..kuh itulah standard UTUSAN MELOYA…
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Saya setuju bahawa Utusan Meloya memang ‘penyebar fitnah rakyat’ tapi kalau DS kata utusan adalah akhbar paling bodoh,maka saya lagi ler setuju…….
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lorr,,,xkan psal bende2 kecik macam nie pon jadik big issue?
waaaaa,,,,,,,,,,,
tapi kan,if the stupidest newspaper in the world,nape kalau time raye jek masing2 berebut nak anta salam perantauan kat utusan eyh?
bkan maen popular lagik,,,eish2
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Prk Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
mende kecik ler tuh sebab tuh tak sepatutnya utusan meracau tuh nak kelentong gambar payung yang ada gambar dacing senget tuh.
Yang ucapan raya tuh semua betul utusan meracau tuh siar,lagi satu yang betul ialah keputusan no ekor tapi yang lain2 banyak sampah dan berita putar belit.
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Ha ha ha, saya tak pernah baca Utusan Malaysia, walau pun saya orang Melayu dan tidak rela menjadi bodoh seperti barisan pengaragnya yang telah pun dicucuk hidung oleh UMNO. Kalau semua orang tak baca (maknanya tak beli) Utusan Malaysia akan tutup kedai. Maka tak ramai orang akan jadi bodoh.
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even without this proof…i never buy utusan malaysia for so many years..but very strange still some people subcribe this paper everyday….and they openly discuss issues at kedai kopi base on what been reported in utusan malaysia…if they still didn’t trust this proof..they are also considered the stupidiest human being on earth…
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kalau gambar payung pun dia boleh cover
ni kan pulak cerita pasal keburukan UMNO-BN
sudah terang lagikan bersuluh
bungkus la Utusan Malaysia ni cepat-cepat
PR ganti dengan Utusan Rakyat
agar media kita lebih telus, adil & bertanggungjawab
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Semua orang dah tahu daaaa…….
memanglah begitu…………….
yang betul…NO EKOR…4D….2D…DDD
insaflah……..
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Lucuuu…saya orang kampung di pedalaman sabah pun tahu ini utusan malaysia paling gila dan babal..mangkuk ayun betui-betui…sah mangkuk..ha3..ha3..gila3
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Say NO to Utusan Malaysia.
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Mat Pancing Reply:
November 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Utusan Malaysia Abang, Berita Harian adik.Kedua-duanya satu keluarga yang sama sekongkol.Patut kedua-duanya dibuat bungkus ikan dan bungkus nasi lemak.
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Macam mana nak buat orang percaya, kalau buat macam ni?
How do they plan on making the reader to believe them, if they are doing this?
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Sahabat semua, jangan nampak pada Utusan Malaysia saja, Berita Harian pun lebih kurang sama melaga-lagakan Pakatan Rakyat secara halus.Patut kita semua generasi PR jangan beli dan baca surat khabar semua ni, mengarut. Tak habis-habis menghentam DSAI dan hendak jatuhkan PR. Apa hal diorang bagus sangat ke? . Carilah duit yang halal nak bagi anak bini makan.Yang betul beritanya cuma keputusan nombor ekor sahaja. Mat Pancing buat balut ikan kedua-dua surat khabar ni.
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funaki Reply:
November 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am
sama la semua paper adik oii.. akhbar engkorang ngutuk PM & umno BN habis habisan. pun dosa juga. 2 x 5 gak. jangan la tak nampak.
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fitrah Reply:
November 17th, 2009 at 1:16 am
salam bro funaki..
Dalam Islam ade 3 benda yang dibenarkan utk di umpat (tak dikira berdosa)..salah satunya adalah mengumpat(mengata) tentang pemerintah yang zalim (dalam perkara yang berasas&berfakta)..so tak la 2×5 mcm saudara ckp..Dsai just pemimpin utk permatang pauh..but Najib n kuncu2 adalah pemimpin utk malaysia..so kita sebagai rakyat ada hak utk mengutuk kezaliman mereka..harap paham tentang agama,baru bercakap tentangnya..
harap maklum..
p/s:tambahkan ilmu agama anda..jgn kekalkan kejahilan yang sedia ada..
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AnakSabah Reply:
November 18th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Akhirnya..bro funaki TERDIAM seribu kata..
Terus terang, saya suka surat khabar Utusan Malaysia sebab dia besar tapi bukan untuk membacanya. Ia sesuai untuk mengalas kotak anak-anak ayam saya yang masih kecil. Pendek kata, memang sesuai buat alas la, tak kira la untuk alas ape pon.
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Everyone will did mistake , nobody is prefect.
Dont you think so ??
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Utusan Malaysia ok ape. Tapi bukan untuk bahan bacaan. Untuk buat alas ok la. Buat alas anak-anak ayam ke, alas kat boot kereta ke, alas punggung masa perkumpulan ke. Pendek kata, asal jadi alas la sebab dia besar.
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hahahaha…bravo sir!
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sebab tu aku dah lama berhenti beli paper dan tgk tv3. Semua keja nak menipu dan membodek. Tapi aku cukup ada orang masih membiarkan diri mereka ditipu… bodo bodo
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Okay, test.
Kepada Utusan Malaysia, semoga maju jaya.
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Sheer stupidity personified!
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Itulah mungkin yg dibuat pihak berkuasa, padamkan bahan bukti kematian mendiang Teoh Beng Hock ,samakan?
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NEGARA 1PAYUNG..
PAYUNG DIDAHULUKAN,
COVER UP DIUTAMAKAN.. LOL…
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I stopped reading or bought Utusan since 1998. You Know Why “Utusan yang paling Bodoh dan membodohkan orang yang membaca” especiall the Stupid Ahli Umno.
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pandai Utusan MeRoyan nih pakai photoshop utk tutup kemaluan mereka
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Janganlah kita di bebani emosi pemikiran…Kita Sendiri Kawal KEADAAN..bukan KEADAAN yang kawal kita..
Janganlah terlalu taksub dengan sesuatu perkara sehingga kita lupa mana asal usul kita…Fikir2kanlah…
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kah kah kah
surat kabar bungkus nasi lemak!!!
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no wonder my office stop subscribing it..kudos to my boss…useless newspaper..huhu
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Utusan umno si aa..lu olan tatak kata ini utusan lasa maok penggsan lu tatak kasihan baca,itu macam kasi kubor lo,ini tatak guna puya baca bikin kepala sakit hoo,haiya itu news kaci bunkus taikucin buat baja sayut,lu mari tatak heran apek dulu baca itu harakah aiyo banyat sedap ati bayat senang ooo….baca utusan bikin ati susat,mcm mabok air cap apek,kong boti kong-kuw boti kuw…
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Dulu dia ban cerita orang PR, sekarang kita ramai-ramai pulak ban dia supaya Utusan Meloya ni bankrap. Harap-harap Pakcik dalam gambar saman dia pulak. Sekarang aku nak bagi title baru Utusan Melayang.
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SPOT THE DIFFERENT GAME!!!
Where to claim the prize(s) huh?
ehehheeeeheheeeee………..lol
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okay apa utusan maloya ni..
aku baca time nak berak (buang air besar).
pas2 koyak kecik2 utk sangkar hamster aku.
kdang2 adik2 aku yg darjah 2 suka buat kapal guna kertas surat kabar utusan meloya ni.
tapi dlm bnyak2 aktiviti2 yg aku da buat dengan mengunakan surat kabar ni, baru aku sedar yg aku beli surat kabar buduh ni semata2 nak baca intisari rancangan je…
rugi duit aku je kan..kan..kan..
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